You're Old Greeting Card

Send birthday wishes with a wink and a nudge using this cheeky greeting card. The front opens with "Look, I'm Not Saying You're Old..." and the inside delivers the punchline: "I'm Just Saying If You Were Milk I'd Sniff You First." Featuring charming vintage photography, it's the perfect blend of affection and sass for anyone celebrating another year. Crafted in the USA, this card turns getting older into a laugh-out-loud moment your friend won't forget.