Go Missing Greeting Card

Send a laugh with this hilarious greeting card that perfectly captures friendship goals. The front declares "If I ever go missing I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons…" and the inside delivers the punchline: "That way my friends will know to look for me." It's a witty way to celebrate those friends who always know where to find you—at happy hour. Made in the USA, this card is perfect for birthdays, galentines, or any occasion when you want to remind your crew just how well they know you.